• Went to two weddings that I wholly supported, three weddings that I fully did not, and five receptions that I completely don't remember.

  • Dragged Girlfriend with me to see Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, The Dark Knight, and Hellboy 2.

  • Got dragged along by Girlfriend to see Mamma Mia! (Girlfriend and I are officially even.)

  • Perfected my signature dish for entertaining: Nachos ├Ča Juhl, which I predict will be the next great culinary fad to sweep our nation. (Ingredients: 1 bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, an economy sized jar of Mott's Applesauce, and an unflappable lack of shame.)

  • Finally finished my first novel! I want to tackle Where the Red Fern Grows next.

  • Water skied for a period of approximately 0.7 seconds.

  • Jogged five or more miles every time that I went to the gym.

  • Never once went to the gym.

  • Heard Kate Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" about seven times more than should be allowable under the rules and accords of the Geneva Conventions.

  • Left my heart in San Francisco, my patent leather shoes in Minneapolis, and my dignity at one of those aforementioned wedding receptions.

  • Wrote this list.