Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What I Did on My Summer Vacation
Andrew R. Juhl
September 12, 2008
Went to two weddings that I wholly supported, three weddings that I fully did not, and five receptions that I completely don't remember.
Dragged Girlfriend with me to see
Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, The Dark Knight, and Hellboy 2
Got dragged along by Girlfriend to see
(Girlfriend and I are officially even.)
Perfected my signature dish for entertaining:
Nachos ìa Juhl
, which I predict will be the next great culinary fad to sweep our nation.
(Ingredients: 1 bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, an economy sized jar of Mott's Applesauce, and an unflappable lack of shame.)
Finally finished my first novel! I want to tackle
Where the Red Fern Grows
Water skied for a period of approximately 0.7 seconds.
Jogged five or more miles every time that I went to the gym.
Never once went to the gym.
Heard Kate Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" about seven times more than should be allowable under the rules and accords of the Geneva Conventions.
Left my heart in San Francisco, my patent leather shoes in Minneapolis, and my dignity at one of those aforementioned wedding receptions.
Wrote this list.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.