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I just left Egypt I've never seen so much cameltoe in my life.
I don't understand why people would watch porn during sex. If I waswatching a more attractive couple have better sex than me, I would bemore inclined to pull out and start masturbating.
-Daniel Eric Lopez
If you are embarrassed by verbal diarrhea, just be thankful you don't have rectal tourettes.
-Happy Happy Happy Man
"Do you mind if we come into your home and tell you that we were with Jehovah on the night in question?"
How To Tell If Your Doctor was in a Frat:
He calls your third degree burn "epic"
-Lee: Your E-Stalker
An excerpt from my unpublished MadLibs book:
(Noun) pooped all over (possessive pronoun) poop (conjuction) then (past tense verb) poop (preposition) poopy (noun).
Politically Correct Insectologist
"Oh look, there's a whole swarm of Homosexual Flies crawling all over my banana"
"Watch out, the wrath of an African-American Widow can be fatal."
"The average African Hissing Penisroach can grow up to a whopping 13 inches."
Why the UK Should Switch to the Euro
"That'll be 8 pounds, sir."
"I'm sorry, how many kilograms is that again?"
The worst thing you can say to a woman is "You sound just like your mother", especially during sex.
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