The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) Benedictine CollegeSubmitted by Mike

    Professor: If you were to take a tea spoon of the mass of a (some planetary term) it would way over 10 million pounds.

  • Genius: Wouldn't the spoon break?

  • B) NIUSubmitted by Sam

    Professor was explaining Germany's parliamentary government and how it functions…

    The Brilliance: So do they have kings?

  • C) Virginia TechSubmitted by Craig

    The TA concludes lecture of holocaust and ask if there are any questions:

    Blondie: Is it true that the theater in town is haunted?

    TA: Yes, yes it is.

    Blondie: Really?

  • D) Columbia College ChicagoSubmitted by Ryan

    Professor: Lincoln actually chose a democrat, Johnson, as his running mate.

    Einstein: Wait, what do you mean by running mate?

    Professor: His Vice Presidential candidate.

    Einstein: Wait, the president gets to choose his vice president?!

  • E) University of MarylandSubmitted by Mike

    While talking about alcohol withdrawl…

    Valedictorian: Do Native American's experience greater withdrawl symptoms because they drink more then other people?


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