Obama: I'm for change. I'll cut taxes for 95% of the population.
McCain: He's black.
Obama: I'm not Bush's puppet.
McCain: Seriously. That isn't a tan.
Obama: I'll bring back our nation's credibility.
McCain: I'm SO white! Look, you can see right thourgh me. My opponent, still black.
Obama: I'll bring change to Washington.
McCain: He won't change from being black.
Palin: We're mavericks!
Biden: She's a woman.
Palin: We're not part of the good ole boy regime.
Biden: Probably preggers right now.
Palin: We're for smaller government.
Biden: Shouldn't she be baking something?
Palin: I'll help our special needs children.
Biden: Women can't drive how can they run a country?
Palin: We want less reform.
Biden takes off his pants and waves his penis at the crowd.