Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The More Stuff You've Stolen From The Dining Hall
October 8, 2008
Number of forks in your dorm room
Thrill of stealing
Plastic dishes washed at your place
Plastic dishes thrown out at your place
Number of backpacks with chicken residue in the bottom
Times you've tried sledding on a dining hall tray
The Graphic Truth
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.