It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Have sex with a classic mermaid (top half girl, bottom half fish), or reverse mermaid (top half fish, bottom half girl)? From Jon
  • Delete your facebook account, or break up with your girlfriend becaues she's a bitch and told you to? From Lavonnio
  • Be born 1000 years in the past, or 1000 years in the future? From Lavonnio
  • F*ck this who would win in a fight Darth Vader, or Voldemort? From Prabhu
  • Have really bad sex, or the best shit of your ife? From Cameron
  • Be the kind of guy who wears shiny shirts or still have one of those Nextel walkie talkie phones? From Plato
  • Only sleep with hot girls but have no emotional feelings towaards them or truly make love and feel connected to hahaha I'm just kidding. From Sawyer
  • Look exactly like James Van Der Beek or be able to dunk? From Joey

Finally, this week's winner of the Ironic Award is Zach, who sent in this.

  • Write the wittiest "first" ever on the best CH video ever or have sex with a really hot girl and never be able to get a "first" From Zach

Sorry, friend, just submitting this WYR means you're not the type of dude that will ever have the opportunity to do the latter.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.