Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
October 21, 2008
We're calling from inside the house.
I found a penny and got really happy because I knew that when I picked it up, I would have good luck for the rest of the day! It was 11:57 PM. Five minutes later a hobo spit on me. It was his hat I took the penny from.
I never abuse drugs. I take great care of them. Like keep them in a plastic bag in a temperate climate.
Time traveler from the future
Your days are numbered. OH NO!!!
Oh I'm just talking about your calendar. These days. They're numbered. It's convenient. We just have weird symbols and stuff in my time.
Oh yeah. I guess it is convenient.
Extremely. This way it's much easier to know that you have exactly 29 days until your galaxy explodes.
I lost myself in the music, the moment, I owned it. I never ever let it go, go. I only had one shot. I didn't miss my chance to flow. Those opportunities came once in a lifetime, yo.
It's a shame that one of the 6 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon wasn't talent.
The more I hear my friends talk about "whackin it" the more I think I'm doing it wrong.
I like long walks on the beach, listening to music
If tumbleweed blowing by is a sign of an unfunny joke, then
must be the least funny movie ever made. Which is weird, 'cause when I watched it I couldn't stop laughing.
Something you'll hear at an athletics event and not a mathletics event
"We're going to win if we just give 110%"
Our economy can't be that bad People have spent $52.5 million on
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
in two weeks.
Click here to submit your own 105%.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.