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Bipolar movie review"I laughed! I cried! Then I went and saw the movie!"
My father had a huge heart. The doctors think that's why it exploded out of his chest.
I decided to keep a running diary during my sophomore year of college, but I got hit by a car pretty soon after I started. So I decided to keep a sitting in my room by myself diary. Then I got hit by another car, so I just stopped keeping diaries altogether.
Even though both of my parents are dead, no one really calls me an orphan. They usually call me a murderer.
How come every man who "advertises" himself in the bathroom stall has a "10 inch hard c*ck?" If I had HALF that much, I'm sure I would have NO problems getting laid!
I hate when the T.V. tells me to go see High School Musical 3 Senior Year, because frankly, I just don't think I can wait that long.
Do you think hookers go as moderately clothed college girls for Halloween?
I love moviesLook, I love watching movies, but that seems to be all they're good for.
I'm afraid to log in to my email at the library, I'm afraid somebody behind me looking at my monitor will see that my password is seven asterisks.
Heaven's waiting roomThis week Florida started its early voting for the election. You think it's because most of the people won't be around the actual day of?
Whenever I politely ask my girlfriend to give me road-head, she always freaks out even if I offer to grab the wheel for her.