It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Lick a subway handrail, or forever suck at beer pong? From kat
  • Be Jason Bourne, or James Bond, but as Timothy Dalton? From Oliver
  • Gerrard Butler from 300, or Gerrard Butler from P.S. I love you? (Before you say the other, remember he was tappin' Hillary Swank in this one.) From Andrew
  • Be able to only watch movies, or television for the rest of your life? From Joe
  • Live in Peewee's Playhouse, or Live in the Playboy Mansion? From Alexander
  • Have all the show case show girls in the price is right be naked, or have Bob Barker be the host of the price is right again? From Jeff
  • Have Van Halen's "Eruption" play loudly for everyone to hear whenever you pee, or have Marvin Gaye's "Lets get it on" whenever you have a boner? From John

Finally, this week's winner of the It's A Waste of Time Award Award is randy, who sent in this.

  • If I win this, do I get a Busted Tee or is this just a waste of my time? From randy

Sorry, Randy. It's meaningless- unless you consider the honor and prestige worthwhile.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.