Take a drink:
  • If a state turns red, scornfully take two if it turns blue
  • For every 20 electoral votes McCain gets
  • Every time someone mentions Obama's middle name

Take a shot
  • If McCain wins your own state, two if you're from Florida or Ohio
  • Every time McCain wins 10% more of the popular vote

Chug a Beer:
  • If anyone references Joe the Plumber or Joe Sixpack
  • Everytime someone says "the world is ending"

Drink everything in the house, alcoholic or otherwise
  • If McCain wins New York

If McCain is winning,
  • Drink if you catch someone on FOX news with a boner. More if it's a woman

Enjoy a fine mint julep:
  • If the winner of the popular vote doesn't win the general election



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