In light of the election results, I decided I would help my conservative friends who are planning to move to Canada to get away from the socialist agenda that Barack Obama is going to push on our once-great country. I compiled a small checklist of the essential items:

-Fishing gear

-Rifle for hunting moose

-Denim shirt

-Denim Jacket

-6-pack of Molson

-English-French dictionary

-Universal healthcare forms

-Bag of decriminalized marijuana

-Same-sex marriage partner

-One of those hats that have the flaps that go down over your ears