Good to the last drop, at which point it becomes excruciating.
If Waldo is always trying to hide why doesn't he wear clothes that don't stand out as much?
Politically CorrectThis must be how white people felt when George Washington became President.
What's the point of daylight savings? It seems like such a waste of time.
My ex-girlfriend was the kind of girl who could "stop traffic", especially given her low body mass and propensity to argue near busy intersections.
Not-quite-good adviceFriends don't let friends drink, and drive.
3 Reasons to skip math classes1: You can do all this on a calculator 2: You'll never use this unless you're a math teacher
The hook to Katy Perry's less-popular single"I Kissed a Girl, But Then I Realized That Bisexual Experiences Probably Weren't For Me "
I used to think adults were awesome, until I learned what "Phone tag" really was
Oh I think you like meNo matter how straight you think someone is, always remember that they are a half-bisexual.
Dr. ProverbLaughter is the best medicine, unless you're suffering from severe bronchitis.
All it will take is one hateful, spite-filled seeing eye dog at an intersection to ruin it for the rest of them.
Hunter: What do you want to do for dinner? Gatherer: Let's go out to eat.