Hinder: Hello? Who is this?
Evanescence: IT’S EVANESCENCE! WHATCHA DOIN’!
Hinder: Well, I was sleeping. It’s 3:15am. Honey, why you callin’ me so late?
Evanescence: I LOST MY CELL PHONE AND I WANTED YOU TO HELP TO HELP ME FIND IT!
Hinder: What? You’re calling me from your cell phone right now; it's not lost. And you're actually sort of shouting pretty loud. Listen, it’s kinda hard to talk right now.
Evanescence: I THINK SOMEONE PUKED ON MY SHOE.
Hinder: Honey, why are you crying? Is everything okay?
Evanescence: WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Hinder: Sorry. I gotta whisper ‘cause I can’t be too loud.
Evanescence: I’M TRASHED AND I STILL FIND THAT TO BE A TERRIBLY REDUNDANT SENTENCE! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE WHISPERING..?
Hinder: Well my girl’s in the next room.
Evanescence: OH. OKAY
I SEE. COOL.
Hinder: Sometimes I wish she was you. I guess we never really moved on.
Evanescence: OH, DON’T CRY TO ME. IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU WOULD BE HERE WITH ME!
Hinder: It’s really good to hear your voice say my name; it sounds so sweet.
Evanescence: YOU WANT ME? COME FIND ME; MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
Hinder: Look, I don’t feel this is the best time to talk about this. Call me when you’re sober.
Evanescence: YOU NEVER CALL ME WHEN YOU’RE SOBER!
Hinder: I'm gonna hang up now. Goodnight.
Evanescence: YOU ONLY WANT THIS CAUSE IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!