My Grandmother just turned 84 last week. I sent her a birthday card with a check for $10 in it.
How come when a man talks nasty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks nasty to a man it's $3.99 a minute?
All statues are of people riding a horse, and waving a sword. In the future will all statues be of people in cars, waving a sword?
I dropped the soap in the shower today. My first thought as I bent down to pick it up was, "I'm really glad I'm not in prison right now." My second thought: "I wonder who is anally raping me
Sarah Palin thinks Dinosaurs (the TV show) and Cavemen (the TV show) were both on at the same time.