The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Tufts UniversitySubmitted by James

    Professor: The statues were made out of tera cotta, who knows what that is?
    Genius: Isn't that a kind of cheese?

  • B) South Dakota State UniversitySubmitted by Nick

    Professor was showing a picture of a medieval statue called "Virgin and Child"

    The Brilliance: Wait, if she's a virgin, whose baby is she holding?
    Professor: That would be Mary holding Jesus.

  • C) PurdueSubmitted by Clay

    Professor: Any questions on evolution, natural selection, or anything of that matter?
    Einstein Jr.: Since whales are in the ocean, are they considered to be ANTI-evolution?

  • D) CSU ChicoSubmitted by Kyle

    Professor: Hey guys, sorry about not having class on friday, my dog had a stroke and we had her euthanized.
    A : Oh my god! is she ok?!

  • E) RockhurstSubmitted by Clay

    The teacher was telling us that everything has a temperature, even the chair we sit in, and how it is classified as a heterotherm. She also explained that snakes are heterotherms.

    Valedictorian: "o if snakes and chairs are heterotherms, are chairs cold blooded?

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