Isn't it awkward when…

1. You forget someones name after the first week of school and now you're already past that point in the year where it's ok to say, "haha sorry, so what is your name again?" and they ALWAYS call you by your name when they're talking to you…

2. You sit down at a table with friends at lunch and your group is just big enough that you have to fill all the seats up to where "that random chinese kid" is eating alone by himself. Then you all sit there eating lunch completely avoiding the poor kid's eye contact and act like there's no one there…

3. When you go to your girlfriend's house for dinner for the first time and the girl's father trys to make funny jokes about staying away from his daughter, but you know deep down that he REALLY DOES have "4 acres out back, a shovel, a shotgun and nobody will miss you…"


4. Buying a box of condoms during the day at Harris Teeter when the self checkout is broken and the only other people in the line are either old ladies or moms with their young children in the cart… AND the creepy checkout lady smiles at you… 

5. That half-second right before you kiss someone for the first time and you realize that both of your heads are going the same way, so you both try change direction and then you both do a quick little laugh before you get it right…

6. When you're sitting in a lecture theater or somewhere with cramped quarters and you accidentaly brush the other persons leg sitting beside you…

7. When someone makes a joke and you are the only guy in the room laughing…

8. When you're nodding off in your 8AM class and you catch yourself and right when you look up you see your professor glance away from you, then everyone around you looks over at you…

9. When a kid you never talked to in high school friend requests you on facebook…

10. When you try to explain the funny thing you do with your hands, called the "Awkward Turtle," in times of Awkward pauses, and no one cares…