1. If a tomato is a fruit, why does it not taste like one?

2. Why is the word fruit used to call someone gay?

3. How do worms get all the way up a tree and into an apple?

4. How does one properly describe the taste of apples?

5. If my mom loves me, why does she always force me to eat apples?

6. she knows why I don't like apples…

7. …so what if apples remind me of my dad…

8. Physical bruises heal, emotional ones don't.

9. DAD STOP IT! PLEASE PLEASE STOP!

10. NOT THE APPLE SUIT NO PLEASE!

11. I DON'T WANT TO DO THE APPLESAUCE DANCE AGAIN!!!

12. …sauce…sauce…sauce…I'm apple sauce…

13. How did star fruit end up being shaped like a star?