Classes missed due to bad weather
Parties missed due to bad weather
Bums willing to trade coats
Tauntauns killed and slept inside for warmth

The frequency with which you call foul during a snowball fight
Mom: "I can't believe you still wear that thing. Please, let me take you to Macy's. I'll buy you a new.. How do you know you don't like anything there you haven't even looked. Come on, just look. For me? Fine, don't come crying to me when you catch pneumonia. Please?"
Savings this weekend only at Burlington Coat Factory's Mega Winter