Last week I heard about a casting call for a real low budget movie being shot in my town. I'm no actor but I figured, HEY why not? I've been working on my facial expressions for years and odds are after about 20 takes I can totally nail a line. Well they asked for headshots with facial expressions like angry, happy, sad, excited etc etc so that they could get an idea of what they would be working with. I obliged most willingly and to my dismay, I NEVER heard back. So now I'm pretty bummed, you know, you try so hard in this world and nothing goes your way sometimes. I realized that if I' m going to get any better, I'm going to need help from you, my Internet friends.

SO here they are, I submit for your approval, my head shots with the expressions listed above them.


ANGRY



SAD



HAPPY



EXCITED



SCARED



LONELY




LOVE



MURDER




Seriously, what did I do wrong here?