Boss (from Tahitti) Hey Brian, it's 84 degrees here, I just wanted to check in and see how the project is going?
Employee: Uh not so good. Surely, you've heard about the events in NY city right?.
Boss: Events, what events, I'm in the middle of nowhere, this call is costing me $42 a minute, what happened?
Employee: Well sir, the office is in shambles
Boss: You mean to tell me that I can't go on vacation without something going wrong. What's wrong with the project?
Employee: There was an attack on the city. Now bear with me on this
There were these aliens who could "transform" into giant metallic robots (Autobots) who were looking for something. I forget what it was. Then, their enemies (decepticons) came and were also looking for this thing and then like 10 of them fought it out right in front of the office. Our office is toasted.