My grandma insists my cell phone is a blackberry..because it's black.
Kim York, Mcgill University
All my aunts apparently have Facebook now. I woke up the other day to find this on my wall:"Kyle, Sometimes looking at your page is scary! Love, Aunt Deb."
My girlfriend and I were helping her mom with a digital camera. When I went to take the media card out, her mom asked, "Won't that expose the pictures?"
A guest at the hotel I work at asked me if we have "Wi-Band" access.
Chuck Smith, STFU
My mom can't click fast enough to double-click.
Michelle Z, University of Iowa
I got my parents a web cam for Chanukah, and my mom said, "So we bring the phone upstairs to the computer to call you?"
My sister got an iPod for Christmas. My dad said he wants an iPod so that he can listen to mp3s while he plays solitaire on the computer.
Shawn Cullen, U.M. Rolla
My grandmother calls shopping carts "wagons."
William Watson`, Lewis and Clark
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