It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You RatherÂ…

  • Know when you are going to die, or know how you are going to die? From Jake
  • Hear Ben Stein read a long novel all the way through, or watch every Richard Simmons video in one sitting? From Ian
  • Have your hands always smell like feces to everyone, or always smell feces in the air while no one else does? From Jared
  • Have 100 dogs that would do whatever you said, or 1000 cats that would do whatever you said? From Omar
  • Be able to do a handstand for 10 minutes but no one sees it or do a sick somersault in front of a hottie? From Trevor
  • Be named something normal like John or Jeff or have the worst parents ever WHY DID YOU NAME ME ORMAL?! From Ormal
  • Kill a Cheetah that was attacking you and have it's baby cubs die or get maimed by the Cheetah but the cubs are so grateful that they become your loyal pets? From Suzie

Finally, this week's winner of the Chill Dude Award is Frank, who sent in this.

  • Take a long drive or whatever? from Frank

My kinda guy.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.