Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
January 20, 2009
Suitable for ages 8 and 11.
Saw the new movie
. Went with some acid-producing bacteria though totally spoiled it for me.
Before I got with girls I would watch porn for pointers. The first time I was with a girl she said, "Aren't you going to kiss me?" And I said, "What's a kiss?"
When i give my opinion I like to say that I give my 2 cents, which given the state of the economy is worthless, much like my opinion.
How they named Delaware
Explorer: Where am I? Native: DelawzqeuxquzrenapolisExplorer: Delawhere?
If funerals were like college parties
How did I know the deceased? I didn't, but one of my friends did and said there would be free beer.
If we're all god's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? It can only get better
School zone speed limits don't make sense
If you run over a kid going 20, it's still going to die.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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