Hair dreaded or simply unwashed
Clothes made of hemp
Accessories A bong that costs more than all of your text books
Accessories Clip board filled with possibly fraudulent voter registrations. Mickey Mouse voted Obama.
Catch phrase "Would you like to
" You will never hear the rest, because you're going to class
and you hate them.
Metro Douche: Quasius Homosexualus
Clothes Way trendier than yours.
Accessories Way more expensive than yours.
catch phrase "Oh my god! That guy was totally hitting on me! It's because I dress so well."
Emo Douche: Pulsicus Cortarus
Accessories Shitty poetry
Clothing -Black. Like their souls.
Make up Black. Like their hearts.
Hair Black. They like black a lot.
Frat Douche: Chugus Nattycus
Clothing depends what the TG was that night.
Catch phrase "It's not gay if it's hazing."
Indie Douche: Musicus Obscurus
Accessories Man purse
Clothes Purchased at a thrift store
Catch Phrase "What?! You've never heard of the (insert totally obscure band name here)?"