CEO: Gentlemen, we've only got a few weeks before the Super Bowl and need to make these commercials better than last year's.
Calloway: Well, what's the first thing someone thinks of when they're looking to buy a web domain?
Richards: A chick with fake boobs getting sprayed with a hose.
Johnson: Wow, that
doesn't make sense at all.
Calloway: Love it. Cut and print.
CEO: It's good, there's no doubt about that.
Johnson: How about a commercial that actually, ya know, explains what we do?
Richards: Genius. We get a hot chick with huge fake knockers
Richards: She's dressed up like a slutty librarian and is about to explain our services when, get this, she's sprayed with a hose.
CEO: That's the
best idea I've ever heard.
Calloway: Nice, Johnson! Goes for high five
Johnson: No, no. That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm proposing that we do a commercial not based around fake breasts for once.
CEO: You like em' natural, eh?
Richards: He's right, let's get a REAL woman.
Calloway: What about Danica Patrick?
Richards: Nice, let's put her in the shower.
Calloway: Perfect. That's like bringing her to the hose.
CEO: First commercial finished! We need one more.
Calloway: Commercial two, I'm thinking something in a court room.
Richards: I am seriously so effing hard right now, guys.
CEO: Go on
Calloway: Danica Patrick is in it again, she says the word "enhanced."
Johnson: frustrated And then a model with fake boobs rips open her blouse?
I was just gonna say she gets sprayed with a hose. But that's f*cking genius.
Richards: I seriously need to go the bathroom.
CEO: Johnson, you are the best Go Daddy employee that hasn't been sprayed with a hose.
Richards: Until now!
Richards pulls out a hose and sprays Johnson. They start chanting "Go Daddy."
Johnson: I hate my job.