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Ally's Wall- to-Wall with Emma Mackinnon


Mackinnon:
  Duuuuuude. So drunks malunks last night. Cant believe we stripped on the bar. I hope no one saw. Tell Jules to post pics pronto. alchie fooo lyfeee.
 

Ally: Chhhhhhhhhhyyyaaaaa, for serious- I've been sans sobriety for the past month-no doubts,  perma party is how we do. I just doooowned some wines…I don't even know where I am right now. I'll text malext soontime.
 

Mackinnon:  ohhhh my god! Im so annie- ive lost 0.3 pounds so far! Our diet of grapefruit, vodka, crytstal light, red bull, cottage cheese and mustard is so legit.  Ill calls u in 2. Missssss uuuuuu.


 Ally: In class-so boring. Oh…tonight… predranks then meet up with the rest of de peeps as per usge-skis. Mos def get our swerve on to some Akon, Q-Tip and jonbon.  I'll text deets.


Mackinnon:
Last night was so ridic. I can't believe we stripped on the bar! Did anyone take pics?! Sorry I had to dipset early,remembered I had a carribean studies exam today. Declared it my major too, so rasta boi. Wallstreet whaddup!


Ally:
Congrats on the major. I was thinking about us and how we're so much betta than everyone. Not gonna lie- we are so MKnA Olsen. Boho a gogo- every fabric but the moral kind.  
P.S. Picked my major too: Physics, you know my passion for  S and T-Duality in string theory.


Mackinnon:
Tru say.  Also,nbd but there will obv be facebook pics tonight at the Kegger, so dress fab…but that's a given because we're so ill slash popular slash bourgeois slash the Hills. Poice.


Ally:
Brahllywood, rough night. I def win award for most likely to smooch randos. Hehe. Buuuuut, seriously,  why didn't u tell me how effn fugly that guy was. Gross! I swear I thought I was in love. But I seriously cant believe how ugly this guy is. He must b at least 47! Why was he at a kegger?  At Mr. rando baldo a la beardo's place now. Calls me.  Don't have phone. Lost it


Mackinnon:
Shitson. I told u that guy was barely a 2 out of 10. Ur such a legend.But whatevs, I made out with at least 5 girls just so I didn't have to pay for a cup. Anyways, gots a term paper due in 12 mins three days ago. I'll calls when I'm dunzo.   Werd.


Two years and some change go by
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Mackinnon:
Yooooo. Your phones been off for two years. Haven't scene you in forevs. Speaking of…do u have my forever 21 shirt? I'll be needing that. Thanks. Luv u.

Mackinnon: Seriously, I neeeed that shirt back