Man, I know that Nip/Tuck has their whole thing with naming episodes after characters getting surgery, but they really could have had a heydey with this one. Of the many I considered while watching the show (The Replacements; Die, Mommie, Die), I think the best route they could have taken would have been Pussy Lips III: DreamCancer Warriors.
The show opens with Liz trying on the ugliest wedding dress I have ever seen in my life. It's old and satin with lace sleeves and it has a bunch of hideous rosettes at the neckline. It looks like it weights a thousand pounds. It is uglier than this dress: