• You were Jay Gatsby, I was a red hunting hat
  • You were Huck Finn, I was the blood on Lady Macbeth's hands
  • You were Guy Montag, I was a streetcar named desire
  • You were Gilgamesh, I was a red-armed prole woman
  • You were Tess of the D'Urbervilles, I was a profound sense of boredom
  • You were the Ministry of Truth, I was an allegory for the actions of the House Un-American Activities Committee
  • You were cute, let's make out