Some of the world's most famous wizards wear snuggies as a sign of their power.
If everyone starts wearing snuggies how will we know who's wrath to incur and who's wrath not to incur?
Here are some famous wizards that will be pissed off if they catch you wearing a snuggie:
Gandalf is a known purveyor of snuggies. He had a grey one and whipped Saruman to take his white snuggie. What will he do if he finds you in a purple or teal one? Probably not give you a ride on his eagles, that's for damn sure.
Obi-Wan spent years in the deserts of Tatooine chasing around and laying force smack downs on the original snuggie posers: sand people. Do you want to be like the sand people? The worst.
Black Mage is old school and goes for the 8-bit snuggie. He thinks white people wearing snuggies are 'wuggies.' Black mage rage!
Orko will be pissed but he is only a minor concern because his spell will probably backfire and turn himself into an eggplant.
The pope is the holiest snuggie wearer. If he catches you at your kid's soccer game wearing one he will run you down in the pope-mobile and excommunicate you. You think I'm kidding? Ask the Arabs. The Crusades were about snuggies.
Ok, Alvin, Simon and Theodore are not wizards. They are chipmunks. Simon is kind of a wizard, he likes chemistry. Regardless, they have a muli-platinum band. I'm not going to tell Bono or Bon Jovi they can't wear a snuggie either if they want to.
What will you do then? You will pee your snuggie, and then the other wizard will turn into a virus and go inside you and make you sick that's what will happen.
RETURN IT I SAID!