Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
March 3, 2009
The totally [expletive] awesome unrated edition.
World War Two could have been called World War Too.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if someone gave a f*ck to measure.
If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.
I walked in on my dad having sex with my mom earlier today. It was so gross, especially since my mom's been dead for two years.
If you want your relationship to last, it's all about listening. I had no idea that was the case until I met what's her name.
"I laughed so hard muscle milk came out my nose"!
Women dye their hair, put makeup on, get a liposuction, get a boobjob and then they complain there is no real men out there
I was rapped by a werewolf and now every time there's a full moon I throw up.
If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide.
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