Dave: Bro, how crazy was last night?
Jimmy: It was nuts as balls, dude. I had no idea you could drink that much.
Dave: Fourteen Ecto Coolers in one night. I was blitzed out of my skull.
Jimmy: Oh man, you probably don't remember then
Dave: Remember what?
Jimmy: That chick you hooked up with at the club.
Dave: What club?
Jimmy: Chuck E. Cheese.
Dave: I hooked up with someone at The Cheese!?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that Jenny chick. The slutty one.
Dave: No way bro.
Jimmy: You two were holding hands in the ball pit like all night. You should get yourself tested, man.
Dave: I didn't use protection?
Jimmy: Nah, you had already taken off your mittens by that point. You were bare-handing it.
Dave: Sh*t. I'd better stop by Billy's after class and get a cootie shot.
Jimmy: Good call. I'll probably need one too after this afternoon.
Dave: Seriously, sleeping with all these chicks cannot be safe.
Jimmy: Fun as hell though.
Dave: Nap time is the best.