Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 – Not every crashed plane gets to land on Mystery Island and have infinite DHARMA-brand food. Little known fact: most plane crashes tend to be not awesome and mysterious.

Derweze – Also known as the "Door to Hell." Too bad whenever God opens a door to Hell, he closes a window to Heaven.

Lonesome George – The last surviving tortoise of its kind. The rest of his brothers went off to the sewers of NYC, where they were exposed to a vial of ooze, and all died of massive brain tumors.

11th Millenium and Beyond – I really hope I die before I'm 600 million years old.

Indiana Pi Bill – Indiana tried to make pi equal to 3.2 through legislation. I've never been prouder to be a Hoosier who thinks "math" and "facts" are a little too elitist.

Dancing Plague of 1518 – The inspiration for the next big Weird Al single, "Gettin' Down With the Sickness."

Do you think these links are FAIL? Could you suggest some better freaky links? Ones that aren't horrific porn? Did anyone actually ever watch that show, FreakyLinks? Of course not. Regardless, email freakipedia@gmail.com (someone had "freakylinks" and "freakylinksatgmaildotcom") your suggestions and then I won't have to spend any time making these! It's win-win (for me).