Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
January 18, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
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Would You Rather
Listen to Larry the Cable Guy or Carlos Mencia for 5 straight hours?
Be dipped shoulder deep into a pool of poop or dunk your head into a bucket of puke (neither of which is your own)?
Get your ass beat front of your friends by your little brother, or big sister?
Listen to one song over and over again for the rest of your life or never listen to music ever again?
Have three eyes or one cyclops eye?
Fight one gorilla or three chimpanzees?
Be buried alive or dropped off in the middle of the Sahara with no water?
Have live shrimp for nipples or have crayons for teeth?
Accidentally kill a family member and get away with it or go to prison for 10 years for a crime you didn't commit?
Have diarrhea during a first date or during a job interview?
Be best friends with Kevin Federline or have no friends at
And this week's Funniest Visual Award goes to our own Jesse Gold, who sent in this:
Would you rather have your fingers sewn together into mitten hands,
or have your teeth fused together into one big chomp?
Well done, Jesse.
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