It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Listen to Larry the Cable Guy or Carlos Mencia for 5 straight hours? From Jeff
  • Be dipped shoulder deep into a pool of poop or dunk your head into a bucket of puke (neither of which is your own)?  From Todd
  • Get your ass beat front of your friends by your little brother, or big sister? From Ron
  • Listen to one song over and over again for the rest of your life or never listen to music ever again?
  • Have three eyes or one cyclops eye? From Tyler
  • Fight one gorilla or three chimpanzees?
  • Be buried alive or dropped off in the middle of the Sahara with no water? From Martin
  • Have live shrimp for nipples or have crayons for teeth? From Nicholas
  • Accidentally kill a family member and get away with it or go to prison for 10 years for a crime you didn't commit? From Tyler
  • Have diarrhea during a first date or during a job interview? From Michael
  • Be best friends with Kevin Federline or have no friends at
    all? From Robert
And this week's Funniest Visual Award goes to our own Jesse Gold, who sent in this:

  • Would you rather have your fingers sewn together into mitten hands,
    or have your teeth fused together into one big chomp?
Well done, Jesse.
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