Welcome to America's Hottest College Girl Bracketology report. I'll be here handicapping the most exciting tournament in March. Move over Dickey V, cuz "this is awesome, baby!"
North Region: A solid showing here from mid-major schools. Only 3 major colleges are represented with UCONN, Minnesota, and Indiana coming from the Big East and Big 10 respectively. But this region belongs to the mid-major Cinderellas Keely from MN-Duluth and Brittany from Ohio. They are clear favorites to advance from this region. But watch out, sexy Brittany from Boise State or cutie Kathleen from Wisconsin-Milwaukee might be bracket busters.
Prediction: Keely, MN-Duluth
South Region: This region has upset alert written all over it. Conventional wisdom tells me to go with a blonde bombshell or a brunette beauty. I could go with Lucy from Point Park, because she is this year's "diaper dandy, she's a freshman sensation, baby." Or Nicole, the brown eyed stunner from Edison State. However, I'm going with the Dark Horse of the tournament, because Adrian is, in my opinion, the cutest in the whole tournament. Let it be known that hands down my favorite is Adrian from Fairmont State.
Prediction: Adrian, Fairmont State
East Region: A lot of tough calls in this region, but Kristen definitely sets the Pace. Jessica from Central Conneticut might be a force to be reckoned with due to her grassroots facebook campaign, but she may cause a recruiting controversy. Watch out if party girl Lora gets on a roll because she could be hard to beat. Also, I urge you all to take a look at Alex from Ithaca College in her sailor costume. I know I'll be saluting her later. Nonetheless, Laurel is nearly impossible to defeat if you scroll through all her pictures. "She's awesome with a capital A, baby."
Prediction: Laurel, Delaware
West Region: Arizona State absolutely pwns this region. Jennifer, Victoria, and Courtney FTW. This region is also home to the best first round matchup in AHCG history. Alexis from USC vs. Jennifer from ASU is too close to call. You have to wonder what the selection committee was thinking on that one. The region's sleeper pick could be Alisa from Wyoming. Looking at these pictures maybe weshould all move out West. At the end of the day, I still think Courtney will come out on top. (That's what she said)
Prediction: Courtney, Arizona State
FINAL: Keely vs. Courtney
This article is in no way representative of the views or opinions of CH staff. And p.s. all girls in this competition are way out of my league. Please comment below.
Edit: My condolences go out to the friends and families of Chelsea K.
Edit: Weekend Update