Train: WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT, I AM A TRAIN.
Me: Ah! Jesus, what time is it?
Train: I AM THE 3AM TRAIN OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW. DON'T GO ONTO THE TRACKS!
Me: Wha- It's three o'clock in the morning. I was asleep, in my bed. In my home.
Train: CAN'T STOP TO TALK. I HAVE TO DELIVER A VERY IMPORTANT SHIPMENT OF NOTHING AT ALL. WATCH OUT FOR ME, THE TRAIN.
Me: I am not watching out. I am going back to sleep.
Train: WE COULD TALK A LITTLE, IF YOU WANT. I AM VERY LONELY!