Rocket scientists are working hard to combat the world's most pesty insect-after ants and cockroaches.

The mosquito has long been hated for its connection with malaria and anti-itch spray, but no one really had any good ideas for making the insect extinct.

That was until researchers in Seattle paired mosquitos with Star Wars and decided to try their hand at GIANT LASERS.


Soon the world will be equiped with lasers at the poles BIG enough to get rid of all the mosquitos on earth. This is exactly the same type of technology that Prometheus came up with to rid the world of the dinosaurs. And yes, that's a fact. You can look it up.

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