Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
March 31, 2009
Here is a previously confidential list of several emoticons thatwere rejected by the Emoticon Society of America (or whoever comes upwith these damned things):
Pirate That Has Suffered From a Stroke
Gold-digger With a Pointy Lower Lip
Double Amputee Prostitute With a Unibrow
Clown That Just Found Out He Contracted
From the Chubby Mexican Dude He Woke Up Naked Next to During Spring Break Last Year
Pedophile With a Permanent Scowl
Adorable Bunny Rabbit
Adorable Evil* Bunny Rabbit
"Family Guy" Newscaster Tom Tucker's Kid, Jake, When He Was a Baby
PersonWith a Ridiculously Long (and for Some Reason, Dashed) Tongue;
, except for the dashed part. Well, maybe.. You neverknow. They've kind of dropped off the face of the earth. Oh well, theysucked anyway.
Yongwei, Currently the Most Hated Person on Collegehumor.com
*The eyes are supposed to be red, but I'm not entirely sure the color will show up, so bear with me, people.
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