Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Issue One Hundred and Two
March 31, 2009
Open 24 hours, because our lease only lasts a day.
If you pay to see a fortune teller, odds are you have no future.
English muffins? The English are clearly retarded.
I'm the kind of person who laughs at their mistakes, which is why it's really hard for me to hang out with my kids.
New Jersey Games
My favorite city is Hoboken which coincidentally is my favorite character in Street Fighter 2: Homeless Edition.
I find it terrifying that Amazon named their digital book after something that burns very easily.
Because it holds the syrup in.
Aren't waffles just pancakes 2.0?
Why did the green fish want to date the red fish? Because he heard Red Fish Blue Fish.
My friend told me last week that he was "High on Life." I tried it too, but couldn't get the plastic game pieces lit.
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