East Aurora, NY
Mr. Dillon: All right, people. We need ideas pronto.
Johnson: Sir, I have an idea that will change this company.
Mr. Dillon: I'm listening.
Johnson: It came to me in a dream last night, sir. People are going to love it!
Mr. Dillon: Spit it out, Johnson!
Johnson: Right now, the most boring place for kids is the bathtub.
Mr. Dillon: Go on.
Johnson: My idea is a toy designed for the bathtub: a rubber duck.
Mr. Dillon: A toy duck? That sounds kind of lame, Johnson.
Johnson: But it's a yellow rubber duck sir.
Mr. Dillon: I see.
Johnson: And it squeaks
Mr. Dillon: Uh huh
Johnson: And it floats?
Mr. Dillon: Dammit, Johnson I need more!
Johnson (pauses): And if you try to sink it, it comes back up again!
Mr. Dillon (slamming the table): Goddammit Johnson that's why we keep you around. A floating, yellow, squeaking, rubber duck. Johnson, you're a fucking genius. We'll sell millions!
Voice in the back of the room: What about a cube that's a puzzle?
Mr. Dillon: You're fucking fired, Rubik.