Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Issue One Hundred and Four
April 14, 2009
Go Tarheels. Not the team, the horrific rare animals.
The only thing more satisfying than peeing in the pool is peeing into the pool.
Every toilet is a bidet if you're desperate.
She thinks she's my girlfriend, but it's really just a 146-night stand.
I have enough meat on my body to feed me for the rest of my life.
When I was a kid I used to dunk on a 7' hoop in my driveway and wait for an
scout to drive by and draft me. Unfortunately the chance of that happening was very slim; I lived in a culdesac.
Pick up line for girls with
"That's a nice dress, but it would look a lot better folded neatly in a drawer"
Why do they call it Good Friday? For Jesus, even "Friday After Next" was a better Friday
Yo momma so old, she remembers when yo momma jokes were funny.
I find it rude when deaf people talk to me with their hands full.
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Don't ask me again.