The Bluetooth Headset Guy
A classic but a goodie, Bluetooth Headset Guy is the biggest douche of all. He typically chews gum like an a-hole and on the rare occasion he actually gets a phone call, you can bet he will yell into that bluetooth headset just to let you know he has friends, or of course, important business to attend to. He wears his pants a little too high and readjusts his belt in public, winking as hot girls pass to see if they notice his cheap cologne. This guy is not your bro. He is just a douche.