The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at

The Nominees
  • A) University of Toronto Submitted by D

    Professor: So by about 2700, tribes which would later make up the Minoan civilization are believed to have migrated southward into the Balkan peninsula…

    Genius: Wait, wait is this BC or AD?

  • B) LCC Submitted by Alec

    Professor: (while talking about DNA)…and each individual has a different genetic code.

    The Brilliance: I still don't get it. Why do we all look different again?

  • C) App State Submitted by Patrick

    My teacher was discussing Lincoln winning the presidential election.

    Professor: South Carolina would actually leave the union before Lincoln took office.

    Blondie: Wait…since when was South Carolina in the Union?

    Professor: Since the beginning.

  • D) Deerfield Submitted by Kristen

    Professor: So that is all about longitude and latitude. Now, as you all know the equator sits at zero degrees…

    Valedictorian: Wait! If the equator is zero degrees, why is it so hot?

  • E) Oakwood Submitted by Alex

    We were analyzing poems and this guy in our class was trying to make a brilliant deduction about this poem…

    Einstein Jr.: So everything that's alive has life, right?


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