The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Henderson StateSubmitted by Blake

    Professor: The Color Purple was adapted in 1985 as a film and in 2005 as a musical.
    Genius: Is that the one where Oprah played the black woman?

  • B) Auburn UniversitySubmitted by Maxwell

    Directed towards the librarian at the service desk…
    Einstein: Are the books here in any particular order?

  • C) University of Colorado at BoulderSubmitted by Mike

    During a discussion on how little people know where their food comes from…

    Professor: Ok, so now we have almonds. Can anyone guess how they're grown?

    The Brilliance: Wait, don't almonds come from peaches?

  • D) UWWSubmitted by Jon

    When talking about domestic terrorism…
    Professor: The Unabomber, who was responsible for a series of mail bombings, is another example of domestic terrorism.
    Blondie: Wait, but wasn't he just one guy?
    Professor:…Yes…Hence the name Unabomber

  • E) Wake ForestSubmitted by Justin

    Teach: So after Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, he was appointed to the Rogers Commission. Which he…

    Valedictorian: So wait, when did he start playing the trumpet?

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