My First Car
-Hey Nick I like your car!
-You look so hot in it. How would you like to take me and ride off into the sunset where we can live together forever and have sex everyday?
-That sounds nice.
-Nick, where's your new house?
-It's on the northeast side.
-Oooh, the north-east side! That's soo hot! Can I come over and have sex with you? And afterwards I can walk naked into the kitchen and make you something to eat.
-I could go for that.
-Ohh you got a puppy? That's soo hot! What kind is the little guy?
-Aww can I come over and play with him after I have sex with you and make you something to eat?
-Yeah, he loves to play.
My Hot Tub
-Hey Nick, I heard you got a hot tub.
-Yeah, just got it installed.
-That's sooo hot! Can me and three of my sexually curious sorority sisters get in it with you tonight?
-Oh no, I forgot, none of us have our bikinis I'm hoping your hot tub is "swimsuits optional" wink.
-I think we can bend the rules tonight.
-And afterwards we can make you a four-course dinner and have sex with you while you eat it.
-I'd like that.
My Life Insurance Policy
-Nick is it true you just got Variable Term Life Insurance?
-Why yes it is.
-Ohhhh my gawd that is soooo hot! I can't stand it! Take me now!
(Two hours of intense sexual activity)
-That was nice.
-Do you want me to make you something to eat?