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Professor: Albert Einstein was the one who wrote that letter telling Roosevelt to develop the atomic bomb.
Genius: Oh, wasn't he the light bulb guy?
Speaking about rice shortages in third world countries
Professor: People whose diet consisted of rice and beans have been impacted by the rationing of rice.
If they couldn't eat rice or beans why didn't they just eat something else?
Professor: There was in fact a time when everything was made by hand.
The Brilliance: What about wood?
Prof: Considering wood does grow on trees, I'd go with no.
Bill Nye came to campus. A student asked if Bill Nye was his real name.
Bill Nye: Actually, it's William.
Valedictorian: Oh, so why did you change it?
While discussing the U.S. decision to drop the atomic bomb
Einstein Jr.: So what if the U.S. wasn't being evil when they dropped the bomb on Japan? What if they were just trying to, like, start a war or something?
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