Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Movies That Should Have Featured Dinosaurs
May 20, 2009
Back to the Future
If you had a time machine what would you do with it? Visit the dinosaurs? Yeah, that's right, because
that's what you do with a time machine
. The Wild West? Really, guys? Nobody has cared about the Wild West since it was Won. Marty could have fallen in love with some prehistoric mammal, threatening the time-space continuum. They could go
back to the future
by installing a flux capacitor port in the underbelly of an Allosaurus. I really don't care. Just give me some damn dinosaurs.
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
We're already a long, long time ago and far away. So why not add a T-Rex or two? Let's compare and contrast here, shall we? Yeah, an evil Sith Lord has the force and all but could it eat a Jedi whole? Well, okay maybe, but it wouldn't be as
: Help, Master Obi-Wan! Master Yoda! Help me!
: Sorry, young apprentice. Not until you quit being so damn pretty.
: A whiny bitch you are, Anakin. Help you we cannot.
: [Eaten alive]
Not convinced yet? Just think- Jar-Jar could be next.
The Passion of the Christ
Let He who is without sin
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.