Metabolism Blows " Or, It's all down hill from here
Now don't get me wrong, there are few things more rewarding than going home for your first break and seeing the most popular kid from your high school with some serious love handles. But alas, the Freshman 15 is a just and even bitch and will eventually claim you too. Yep, barring a cocaine addiction its pretty much guaranteed that you'll pack on some pounds as you slowly begin to justify the walking to class as adequate exercise for the day. Your partying habits will cause your body to spite you. You'll develop an insatiable hunger for anything that's deep fried or covered in cheese. You'll consider investing in a Jazzy power scooter. But college is a time for reckless behavior and wild disregard, so wear your muffin top or beer gut with pride. Because if you go to the gym enough to actually starve off these two, you're doing college wrong.
The more awkward the hook-up, the more often you'll see them