Stanley Rhein, inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was seventy-poop years old.
If life were more like hockey, a horn would sound at the end of a girl's period.
Meta-TV PitchesThe Producer- A competitive reality show in which contestants compete in challenges for the right to create a competitive reality show.
The Awardys- An award show where the Awardy Awards are awarded.
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip- An overrated show about people creating an overrated show.
Great Thing to Say When You're Having Sex"This Just In: My Dick"
The Making of "Code Name: The Cleaner"Writer 1 Yo man that script is due tomorrow.
Writer 2 Shit, are you serious?
Failed Attempts At Euphemisms"We fucked in the Biblical sense."
Guns don't kill people. Knives kill people.
My father always told me "never give up" but I didn't listen so he stopped.