Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
May 26, 2009
noun ( pl. -ies) informal
a naked picture via picture messaging on a cellphone
Nudies are trophies for guys. The quality + quantity of your nudie portfolio warrants how much of a man you are.
Tips for guys:
-Ask and you shall receive
-If you ask for nudies and she sends you a picture of her with her cat, then you clearly miscommunicated.
Tips for girls:
-If you don't want your nudie to be public, don't include your face.
-If you find yourself rejecting an invitation for nudies, just remember it takes a lot of courage to ask for nudies. You may want to reconsider.
Good nudies hunting!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.