Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Issue One Hundred and Ten
May 26, 2009
Rated "R" for the hell of it.
Foley artists use everyday objects to create movie sound effects. For example, to replicate screaming, they use a saw and a leg.
I thought the movie
would have a more ambiguous ending.
Words To Live By
- Other houses
My mom and dad are actually brother and sister. Not each other's, but still. Gross!
"I drank so much last night, I can't even remember what happened."
"I ate so much last night, I can't even remember what happened."
I use ice in the bedroom to get ladies excited about sleeping with me. Specifically ice surrounded by whiskey in a glass they then drink.
The Goodwill by my house burned down. There was over $15 worth of damage.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
That's usually what I end up shouting at the end of Clue: The Beatles Edition.
Man, what if there was a gun club president who also had a huge dick? There'd be no stopping that guy.
Pants are for people with somewhere to be.
I dropped acid for the first time last week. It wouldn't have been so bad had it not been on my lab partner's foot, and had I not been so high on mushrooms.
Why do they call it Hit & Run?
It's usually hit, stop, look at the body, think about calling 911, forget about calling 911 and then run.
"I was thinking about writing my Thesis on Kant." "Really? I was thinking of writing mine on won't. As in I won't be writing a thesis."
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